Top 8 Questions after watching the new trailer for Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
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#8 – Is Disney dipping into its Marvel well to make Rey a wall crawler because normal Jedi powers aren’t cool enough already?[/caption]
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#7 – The first lines are “Breath, just breath.” Is Luke reviving the lost Jedi art of Lamaze coaching? Do the words “Captain Phasma is pregnant” excite anyone else?![/caption]
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#6 – The same camera angle on Rey and Leia: That has to be intentional, right?! Proof they are mother and daughter?![/caption]
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#5 – Is Luke really so tired from Jedi-ing alone in New Zealand that he needs to take a knee? After all, he’s not 900 years old like other marooned Jedi Masters we know.[/caption]
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#4 – Sorry, Poe. Did you forget to tip the attendant at your X-Wing hangar again?[/caption]
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#3 – Has Finn been in the same coma since Force Awakens? They built Luke a new hand overnight in Empire but they can’t wake Finn up after three months?[/caption]
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#2 – How is Rey supposed to do the piggy back rides and handstand lifts required of Jedi apprentices when Luke weighs ten times as much as Yoda?[/caption]
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#1 – How long until Al Gore boycotts Last Jedi for promoting irresponsible fossil fuel vehicles?[/caption]]]>
