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Top Ten Fake Spoilers from the latest (and last) Wonder Woman Trailer:


[caption id="attachment_6032" align="aligncenter" width="379"]10 - Warner Bros. went out of its way to hire a female director to make sure Wonder Woman got that touch of Baywatch young girls can look up to. 10 – Warner Bros. went out of its way to hire a female director to make sure Wonder Woman got that touch of Baywatch young girls can look up to.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6044" align="aligncenter" width="277"]x - Little Wonder Woman: "Where do babies on "Hot Chick Island" come from, Mommy?" Wonder Woman's Mother: "Uh..." 9 – Question: “Where do babies on Hot Chick Island come from, Mommy?”
Answer: “Uh…”[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6030" align="aligncenter" width="195"]Wonder Woman: The feminist icon who doesn't leave the house without her favorite accessories. 8 – Wonder Woman: The feminist icon who always accessorizes before leaving the house to fight crime.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6041" align="aligncenter" width="370"]7 - Want to improve your posture? Sticking a sword down the back of your dress is an old finishing school trick. 7 – Want to improve your posture? Stick a sword down your dress. It’s an old finishing school trick.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6038" align="aligncenter" width="336"]Chris Pine uses Wonder Woman as an audition reel for the only franchise reboot he hasn't wormed his way into: Indian Jones. 6 – Chris Pine uses Wonder Woman as an audition reel for the only franchise reboot he hasn’t wormed his way into: Indiana Jones.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6109" align="aligncenter" width="380"]5 - "Diana, you're not on Hot Chick Island anymore! You have to wear the clothes we bought you!" 5 – “Diana, you’re not on Hot Chick Island anymore! You have to wear the clothes we bought you!”[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6033" align="aligncenter" width="318"]4 - A little feminism insurance never hurts so here's your overweight female sidekick. Rebel Wilson was unavailable. 4 – The overweight female sidekick: A preemptive strike against the likely feminist backlash. (Rebel Wilson was unavailable.)[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6037" align="aligncenter" width="292"]2 - Marvel's Captain America/Spider-Man intellectual property lawsuit pretty much writes itself. 3 – Marvel’s Spider-Man/Captain America/Iron Man intellectual property lawsuit pretty much writes itself.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6034" align="aligncenter" width="350"]1 - The Goggle kid from A Christmas Story's Santa line found work again. 2 – The Goggle kid from A Christmas Story finds work again.[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6035" align="aligncenter" width="382"]9 - Wonder Woman's mother: "Fighting does not make you a hero." Wonder Woman: "No, Mom. It makes me a heroine." 1 – “Fighting does not make you a hero.”
Wonder Woman: “No, Mom. It makes me a heroine.”[/caption]
[caption id="attachment_6036" align="aligncenter" width="336"]x - TV's original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, still looks like this (left) as of last October but they couldn't throw a cameo her way? Bonus Spoiler – TV’s original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, still looks like this (left) but they couldn’t throw a cameo her way?[/caption]

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